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sheepworrying) wrote2011-05-01 07:35 pm
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"I had NOTHING TO DO with that and you KNOW IT! You can't prove anything! I know my rights! I was nowhere near that field!
... that said, uh, helloooo! Go ahead and leave a message."
text (NV bug event)
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
NV BUG
I'm a late late monster. Action.
So am I. :D
Hrrrrr... Mister Edgeworth, I presume?
OH SHIT SERIOUSLY, YOU REPLIED TO THIS, hrngh
[Edgeworth crosses his arms and looks his client over. He...certainly appears a shady customer - but that's irrelevant.
Well. Irrelevant for his own purposes. Maybe not so much when it came to the courtroom phase of the trial.]
Would that we might have met under better circumstances, I suppose.
lmao, DON'T WORRY, BRO.
Huff-puff, Mr. Edgeworth, it's really just... too good of you to be doing this for me!
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Before we begin, though - do you have any complaints? About your treatment in here, et cetera?
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And you're darn right I've got complaints! Cripes, it's blatant discrimination that put me in here! They're judging me before they even know me!
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It is the truth! I'm almost sure of it!
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[After a moment of very guilty-looking hemming and hawing.]
I really. Don't. Quite. Remember... anything from that night.
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Go on.
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Well you see, Mr. Edgeworth... I'm... different. I am not, what you might call, of a certain pedigree most common among the people of this fine city, as well as my own time and place.
Namely... human.
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What, then, are you?
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So you see, despite what the rumors back home would have you believe, I am a noble creature. Strong and fast. Got a good sense of smell. A particular affinity for fine dining. A splendid fashion sense. Got a tail, too.
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So if you'll check the calendar, you'll see that the full moon was up in the sky the night my little Leahkins died. So as a result of my, er... unique condition, I can't remember anything after the sun went down on the night of the murder! Only little bits and pieces!
[... he says proudly, like that's going to help him.]
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Sort of.]
Describe those...bits and pieces.
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