Well, I went home from work at 6, like normal. Then I did what I always do, tied myself up and locked myself inside my apartment so I couldn't get out and cause trouble while I was suffering from my monthly cycle! And the rest is just me thrashing around the house.
Next thing I know, it's morning and the cops are banging down my door, calling me a murderer!
Sometimes! I just try to get it tight enough where it'll take me a long time to wiggle or snap out.
And then I padlock the door six times to keep me from escaping even after that. Usually, by then, the moon goes down and I'm back to my ol' charming self!
Sooo yep! I don't even remember leaving my apartment that night!
[Yeah. He sounds way, way too confident in that. Almost like... he's full of it.]
I was unconscious in the bathtub when they found me. Hrrrrr... can't imagine why I was in there, but I can hardly follow my own thoughts when the moon's out.
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Date: 2012-03-15 10:50 pm (UTC)Sort of.]
Describe those...bits and pieces.
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Date: 2012-03-15 10:52 pm (UTC)Well, I went home from work at 6, like normal. Then I did what I always do, tied myself up and locked myself inside my apartment so I couldn't get out and cause trouble while I was suffering from my monthly cycle! And the rest is just me thrashing around the house.
Next thing I know, it's morning and the cops are banging down my door, calling me a murderer!
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Date: 2012-03-15 10:58 pm (UTC)How do you tie yourself up?
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Date: 2012-03-15 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-15 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-15 11:09 pm (UTC)And then I padlock the door six times to keep me from escaping even after that. Usually, by then, the moon goes down and I'm back to my ol' charming self!
Sooo yep! I don't even remember leaving my apartment that night!
[Yeah. He sounds way, way too confident in that. Almost like... he's full of it.]
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:22 pm (UTC)And how far had you gotten this evening?
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:24 pm (UTC)Though I wasn't tied up anymore, obviously...
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-15 11:30 pm (UTC)But cripes! That doesn't mean I went outside! I would've remembered eating someone! Especially my darling little Leahcakes!
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:33 pm (UTC)What is your apartment complex.
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-15 11:43 pm (UTC)[...If that won't just make things worse.]
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:44 pm (UTC)What's "security footage?"
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Date: 2012-03-18 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 04:51 pm (UTC)Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... oh! Oh yeah, yeah! Big relief! Huge relief!
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Date: 2012-03-18 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 05:05 pm (UTC)...You need to tell me the truth.
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